"Ode To Bush"
So dumb that he can't butter bread
If he was any dumber, he'd be dead
He causes me a lot of grief
I like when his speeches are really brief
Laura said "until 6th grade, you can pass...
There's no way you're tappin' my ass"
Too stupid to attend Yale
Spent his years majoring in crack sales
While Bush was overseas
Laura was screamin' "Oh, Bill, please!"
I wish that Bush would go to Iraq
That way, we could have Bill back
I bite my nails, as the time draws near
Election Day is almost here
If you find the candidates to be a little scary
Just remember, anything beats Bush, even Kerry!
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